Dear Santa!

Since I've been very good this year, I would like you to know that I would really love to have two children who actually sleep at night for christmas. Am not suggesting that you switch the two I've got into some other children, but of you could just do something to change their sleeping pattern I would be thrilled.

Thanks in advance!

Best regards

PS: Just to give you an idea of how insane they are making me at the moment I've enclosed a picture. I've named it 'Raving lunatic'